Monday, May 9, 2011

315. Once (2006)

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What's the Czech for "Do you love him"?

Goal for today's blog entry: most adjectives in a single sentence.

A simple "boy meets girl" story is thrown completely into pure awesome greatness as the pair share their bourgening connection through beautiful, glorious song.

Goal = achieved. Also, you should see this movie, like, immediately...

Friday, May 6, 2011

314. A Scanner Darkly (2006)

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What does a scanner see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does it see into me? Into us? Clearly or darkly? I hope it sees clearly because I can't any longer see into myself. I see only murk. I hope for everyone's sake the scanners do better, because if the scanner sees only darkly the way I do, then I'm cursed and cursed again.

On the pretty short list of movies wherein I read the book prior to the movie's release. When I learned my favorite director was filming an adaptation of a Philip K. Dick book, I was intrigued. Dick writes dystopian science-fiction that has been the inspiration for many films (Blade Runner, Total Recall, Minority Report, etc.), but Linklater makes movies about teenagers getting high in Austin and people sitting around and talking a lot. Suffice it to say, I was intrigued and, thus, read the book. Linklater's choice to use rotoscope technology as he had in "Waking Life" to animate over the actors' performances was ingenious. It allowed a near perfect translation of the drug-filled landscape of the story and one of its toughest set-pieces: the stealth suit used by cops to conceal their identity that constantly makes them look like different people.

While not the most rewatchable movie in the world, this still serves as a perfect complement to the novel (I actually picked up on a few things I had missed in the book), a cautionary tail for drug users, and an expose' of the often-times corrupt and politicized worlds of rehab and the "war" on drugs.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

313. Southland Tales (2006)

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Revelation 21: And God wiped away the tears from his eyes, so the new Messiah could see out to the new Jerusalem. His name was Officer Roland Taverner, of Hermosa Beach, California. My best friend. He is a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide.

Let me begin by saying, I am not suggesting that you see this movie. You probably won't like this movie even if you do watch it. I'm not really even sure what it's really about. Still, I get a freakin' kick out of this movie! This is what happens when you give a young director lots of money because his first movie (Donnie Darko) quickly became a cult classic. It is a raw jumble of ideas, actors, and alternate universe that makes for an excellent philosophical look at our world today through bizarro scar-faced Justin Timberlake glasses.

312. Stranger than Fiction (2006)

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-Listen, I'm a big supporter of fixing potholes and erecting swing sets and building shelters. I am *more* than happy to pay those taxes. I'm just not such a big fan of the percentage that the government uses for national defense, corporate bailouts, and campaign discretionary funds. So, I didn't pay those taxes. I think I sent a letter to that effect with my return.
-Would it be the letter that beings "Dear Imperialist Swine"?


One of the smartest ideas for a movie ever. A writer (Emma Thompson) is struggling with how to kill off the protaganist in her long overdue novel when she learns her character is actually real. The character (Will Ferrel in his best film ever) also happens to hear the writer's voice narrating his life. Existential hilarity, romance, and heartbreak ensue as the poor man's life is affected by his new found "gift" and the discovery of his impending doom. Maggie Gyllenhaal, Queen Latifah, and Dustin Hoffman perfectly round out the cast to make this film a satisfying sci-fi film for those that enjoy truly good romantic comedies.

311. The Departed (2006)

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-This is unbelievable. Who put the *$&#in' cameras in this place?
-Who the %*$&are you?
-I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.


Martin Scorsese directs a film about the cops vs. the mob in Boston. This movie probably has the single greatest male cast of any film this side of "JFK". Leonardo Dicaprio, Matt Damon, Martin Sheen, Mark Wahlberg, Alec Baldwin, and you might as well throw in Jack Nicholson in what could be remembered as one of his last truly great performances. The screenplay is super tight and the twists and turns ensure that this movie will be remembered as one of Scorsese's best and not just the one that finally got him his Oscar.

Monday, May 2, 2011

310. Dreamgirls (2006)

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And I am telling you/ I'm not going./ You're the best man I'll ever know./ There's no way I can ever go./ No, no, no, no way... / No, no, no, no way I'm living without you./ I'm not living without you./ I don't want to be free./ I'm staying, I'm staying,/ And you, and you,/ you're gonna love me.

This is actually a pretty average movie musical musical, but there were two aspects that made it absolutely amazing to me:
1. Much like my "Brokeback Mountain" viewing, I was heavily influence by the audience I saw this film with. I caught the movie at the Southpoint Cinema in Durham with a near sold-out crowd of about 60% middle-aged African American women. The live theater experience created an atmosphere of female empowerment that was so palpable that I didn't mind the rants, raves, and cheers along with the movie.
2. Jennifer Hudson. I'm sure she still has back pains from carrying this movie the way she did. Eddie Murphy's performance came close to this level of committment, but none of the other actors approached her honesty and emotion.

309. Fast Food Nation (2006)

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It is a sad fact of life, Don, but the truth is we all have to eat a little $*%& from time to time.

A jumble of slightly interconnected stories about the fast food (and especially burger) industry directed by Richard Linklater and based on Eric Schlosser's nonfiction epic of the same name, "Fast Food Nation" is a funny, and often scary look at the things we eat and the high cost of the dollar menu. The film culminates with a beginning to end tour of what really goes on in a meat processing plant that will have even the most hardened carnivore think twice about a McDouble. Stay tuned though, much more to come in documentary form near the end of this blog!